July 2010
5 posts
And the DUB of the Day awards go too...
Lindsay Lohan! This idiot is still in the headlines because she’s a coked out, drunk, LOSER! Really?! If we tell our kids that “drug free is the way to be,” than why do we glorify these crackish people with no final destination other than an overdose of course. I’m sorry, I know that’s mean, but I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again…I STATE...
Try Sleeping With a Broken Heart...
Tell that to poor Mashonda. Not only did Ms. Homewrecking Keys steal Swizz from his wife, but she’s now sperminated! Sperminated! And to make matters worse, their flaunting their little relationship all in this poor woman’s face. I mean, do we no longer have morals? Marriages are supposed to be sacred, but thanks to Angelina Ho-Lie and Alicia Sleez, ladies trust and believe that...
One things for sure and two things for certain...
Recently, I’ve begun getting a number of facebook request from high school and college people (no idea what to call them) that believe in the back of their minds that at some point or another we were friends. Come to think of it, maybe they don’t think we were friends, maybe they’re just trying to be nosey and see how life has turned out for me, and I get it, I was rather...
SPOTTED...
While beach bunnying it up at Manhattan Beach in BK with the lovelies, I came across Respucia! Looks like they’re beginning to film Norbit Part 2!
For whatever reason large women all over the world are getting to comfortable with their fatness and thinking everyone wants to see it, and quite frankly we DON’T! Now, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against big women, I happen...
It's Been a Long Time, I Shouldn't Have Left...
I’m back Bitches! I know, I know you’ve missed me but fear not little one’s your favorite gossip vixen is back and better than ever. And to kick it off, I want to celebrate the return of Chris Breezy! Oh yes, he’s not dead people, he’s just risen. I mean, where was he for that tired ass MJ Celebration last year, one might ask?!Well, the shamefully poisonous...
September 2009
1 post
Now I Ain’t Saying She's a Gold Digger, But She...
Remember the big haired, screaming chick that had the hit song “Milk Shake” back in 03’ and was married to the one and only, Nasty Nas? Well recently, she was awarded a whopping $55,000 A MONTH in spousal and child support. Can you believe that?! That’s someone’s yearly income every 30 days!
Ok, I understand that he HAS to take care of his child, but that ho, needs to get a job!
First of all,...
August 2009
7 posts
Suzy & Iglesias Plus Eleven...
According to a TV Guide poll , 94% of Americans thinks Jon Gosselin sucks! Boo hoo…who cares? For one, what Americans are we talking about? The single mothers whose husbands recently left them with a truck load of kids? I don’t know and quite frankly I don’t care.
I for one, cannot understand why Jon and Kate are so popular. Yes, they have eight kids but so do Bomquisha and...
Ho Sit Down!
I love dogs, I really do…I happen to have two (Gucci & Juelz) but do I think we should crucify Michael Vick for allowing other people (not him!) to conduct dog fights? HELL TO THE NO!
It’s absurd, and the people in the state of Virginia should be pissed that their government representatives wasted their tax dollars on this foolishness! Who really cares?! He’s paid his debt to society and...
It’s 10’o clock do you know where your kids are…?
I’m sure Miley’s mother knows because her 16 year old daughter was caught by millions of teenie boppers around the world, twirling around a STRIPPER POLE! My little cousins watch Disney On Demand religiously, and to think that they are idolizing this sexually crazed tween is INSANE!
Riddle me this: How is it possible that we crucified R. Kelly for the infamous golden shower sex tape with a 14...
The Worse I Ever Heard…
With all the hoopla surrounding Sir Drake’s single, “Best I Ever Had” one would expect a video that was worthy of several MTV video music awards, instead we got one of the most low budget videos since that damn Glitter video. IT’S GARBIDO!
The worst part is, it took him three months to release a video to a song that was already played out. Give me a freakin’ break…you’re NOT THAT HOT!
And, he my...
Better Luck Next Time…
Song: I Look To You
Artist: Whitney Houston
Rating: Excruciating
Yes, we’re supposed to be happy that Whitney is no longer the crack addicted, Bobby Brown lover she used to be and I am, I really am, it’s just…this new single is worse than that crack pipe she used to suck on! Yeah, I said it!
It’s her comeback! I was expecting to hear something more upbeat and uplifting – along the lines of Mary...
So You Wanna Be Startin' Something...
A colleague of mines sent me the link to a Chris Breezy story by the one-and-only Perez “douche bag” Hilton! One - while I do read his content from time-to-time, I find him to be one of the most hypocritical assholes ever. Two - how dare he critique someone’s apology when he just recently recorded what many called a “half-ass” apology himself for using a derogatory...
Silly Girl, Tricks are For Kids...
When a man alleges that he performed a golden shower on you, you don’t record a song and tell him he’s obsessed. You go Lorena Bobbit style, and slice off his manhood…that’ll teach him to watch where he points that poker of his! Or maybe that’s just me, but I digress. Mariah Carey - you are a 39 year old, married woman. At one point, you were one of the biggest...
July 2009
4 posts
More like HO-lie
Movie: Changeling Rating: HATED IT (Mean Girl’s Voice) Reason: Angelina Jolie On a scale of one to hate, I rate my dislike for Angelina Jolie, even higher than I do little miss Rihanna. Why, you might ask? I’m not buying the act, HOME WRECKER! People, let’s not pretend that this woman did not steal Jennifer Aniston’s husband. NEWS FLASH: She ruined a marriage and now...
Up, Up and Away...
Another Rihanna spotting in NYC (yawn), does anyone still care? No coincidence that the infamous (and might I add, more musically talented) Chris Breezy is also in NYC, staying at the same hotel. So for those who thought that this relationship was over, think again! Although, if I was Chris I’d get as far away from this girl as I possibly could because she has single-handedly ruined his...
Because Kim Kardashian doesn't need any more...
So, Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have ended their relationship…who didn’t know that was coming?! Now, I do love Kim Kardashian, I really do, for her fabulous style — and might I add, great taste in men – but did she seriously believe that this man would marry her? Let’s look at the facts: 1. Sex Tape 2. See number one. I mean, I like you Kim, I really do, but did...
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I’m April. I hate everyone…especially Rihanna. This list will grow daily and one day, you’ll probably be on it.