July 2010
5 posts
And the DUB of the Day awards go too...
 Lindsay Lohan!  This idiot is still in the headlines because she’s a coked out, drunk, LOSER!  Really?!  If we tell our kids that “drug free is the way to be,” than why do we glorify these crackish people with no final destination other than an overdose of course.  I’m sorry, I know that’s mean, but I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again…I STATE...
Jul 15th
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Try Sleeping With a Broken Heart...
Tell that to poor Mashonda.  Not only did Ms. Homewrecking Keys steal Swizz from his wife, but she’s now sperminated!  Sperminated!  And to make matters worse, their flaunting their little relationship all in this poor woman’s face.  I mean, do we no longer have morals?  Marriages are supposed to be sacred, but thanks to Angelina Ho-Lie and Alicia Sleez, ladies trust and believe that...
Jul 10th
One things for sure and two things for certain...
Recently, I’ve begun getting a number of facebook request from high school and college people (no idea what to call them) that believe in the back of their minds that at some point or another we were friends.  Come to think of it, maybe they don’t think we were friends, maybe they’re just trying to be nosey and see how life has turned out for me, and I get it, I was rather...
Jul 9th
SPOTTED...
While beach bunnying it up at Manhattan Beach in BK with the lovelies, I came across Respucia! Looks like they’re beginning to film Norbit Part 2! For whatever reason large women all over the world are getting to comfortable with their fatness and thinking everyone wants to see it, and quite frankly we DON’T!  Now, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against big women, I happen...
Jul 4th
It's Been a Long Time, I Shouldn't Have Left...
I’m back Bitches!  I know, I know you’ve missed me but fear not little one’s your favorite gossip vixen is back and better than ever.  And to kick it off, I want to celebrate the return of Chris Breezy!  Oh yes, he’s not dead people, he’s just risen.  I mean, where was he for that tired ass MJ Celebration last year, one might ask?!Well, the shamefully poisonous...
Jul 3rd