31st
More like HO-lie
Movie: Changeling
Rating: HATED IT (Mean Girl’s Voice)
Reason: Angelina Jolie
On a scale of one to hate, I rate my dislike for Angelina Jolie, even higher than I do little miss Rihanna. Why, you might ask? I’m not buying the act, HOME WRECKER! People, let’s not pretend that this woman did not steal Jennifer Aniston’s husband. NEWS FLASH: She ruined a marriage and now spends her time acting like the next Mother Teresa in hopes that we’ll forget her trashy behavior. She may have the others fooled (talking to you, Perez Hilton) but not me Angelina, I see you for the adulterous hussie that you are.
I wouldn’t care if she adopted a hundred kids from around the world, she STOLE that idea too! Remember Josephine Baker? Before Angelina’s unfortunate existence, Josephine Baker adopted twelve children - twelve! - children from around the world in hopes of creating her own little “heal the world” village.
And Brad, I like you, I really do, it’s just…you’re a jerk and you should have never left Aniston. She clearly still loves you as evidenced by the wake of failed relationships that have come her way since.
*Thanks to the lovely Mari and Lia for the idea!
