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Silly Girl, Tricks are For Kids…
When a man alleges that he performed a golden shower on you, you don’t record a song and tell him he’s obsessed. You go Lorena Bobbit style, and slice off his manhood…that’ll teach him to watch where he points that poker of his! Or maybe that’s just me, but I digress. Mariah Carey - you are a 39 year old, married woman. At one point, you were one of the biggest diva’s in the game (until Glitter that is)…why would you stoop so low as to make a diss record about Slim Shady? As a result, in about 4.5 seconds, you’re marriage to Nicky Nick will come to an end. Pictures will surface and voice mails will be played. It will be a man down, code 10 situation! And to think, this could have all been avoided, with a a sharp knife and cutting board.
Silly girl, didn’t you know tricks were for kids?
If you couldn’t stand the heat, you should have never went into the kitchen! Now, on top of the fact that you’re single hasn’t even reached the #10 spot and your album has been pushed back, thanks to the recovering addict Whitney, you’re going to be gearing up for another messy divorce. Was this one minute man worth it? I like you Mariah, I really do, it’s just…you should have learned from your failed movie attempts, that acting is not your strongest suit. Hell, right about now, singing isn’t your strongest suit either. So stick a fork in it, because baby you are done!
Now before you go certifiable on us, think about one thing…at least you can blame it on the a a a a a a alcholl
