3rd
It’s Been a Long Time, I Shouldn’t Have Left You…
I’m back Bitches! I know, I know you’ve missed me but fear not little one’s your favorite gossip vixen is back and better than ever. And to kick it off, I want to celebrate the return of Chris Breezy! Oh yes, he’s not dead people, he’s just risen. I mean, where was he for that tired ass MJ Celebration last year, one might ask?!Well, the shamefully poisonous network formerly known as “Blacks Embarrassing Themselves” didn’t invite him, instead they opted for recovering addicts New Edition! But whatever, I’m over it. All that matters is, you finally won them over. Did you see his performance?! He killed it! He was so good that the formerly fat creature himself Perez Hilton, gave him credit.
So where do we go from here Chris? Well, I say keep it pushin’ pimpin’ (well maybe we don’t want to use pimpin’ with you bitch slappin’ hoes and all, but you know what I mean!) The talent you posess is something that is lacking in the R&B world and we need you Chris - with Michael gone and Whitney crackin’ it up, we have no one to turn to for our musical sanity except for you! And for those who keep doubting you, tell them hoes to kick rocks because can’t nobody do it better than you!
