9th
Try Sleeping With a Broken Heart…
Tell that to poor Mashonda. Not only did Ms. Homewrecking Keys steal Swizz from his wife, but she’s now sperminated! Sperminated! And to make matters worse, their flaunting their little relationship all in this poor woman’s face. I mean, do we no longer have morals? Marriages are supposed to be sacred, but thanks to Angelina Ho-Lie and Alicia Sleez, ladies trust and believe that your men are not safe! How the hell can you compete, I’m shaking in my damn stilettos! These huzzies are just waiting in the cracks and crevices plotting to steal your man, and then try to cover it up by acting all humanitarian in hopes that we’ll forget their sloreish activities.
NEWS FLA-ASH, not gonna happen! I mean, I guess I could congratulate you and all, but I just can’t! You might want to listen to your own lyrics, oh, you can’t remember, that’s okay, I”ll help you to refresh, ”what goes around, comes around, what goes up, must come down!” Yes, Karma trick! Karma will come back to bite you in the ass! And when it does, I’d hate to say I told you so.
